The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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