whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So vagazzling was a success
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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