proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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