Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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