Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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