at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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