hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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