im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
