yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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