Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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