why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
