he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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