Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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