best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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