I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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