awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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