But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My room smells like vodka and shame
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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