i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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