I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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