he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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