I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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