I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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