Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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