that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
