I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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