Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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