Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It's blow job season.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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