He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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