somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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