I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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