she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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