So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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