piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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