I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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