I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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