Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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