why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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