ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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