It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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