Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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