I puked a lego.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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