4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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