rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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