We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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