somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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