Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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