Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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