sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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