yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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