how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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