I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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