it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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